06 Oct 08 McCain Has No Heart

Ann and Nancy Wilson, the founders of Heart, are mad at McCain. Not just a little bit mad, they’re intensely bitch-slapping pissed off mad. They never gave him permission to use their song “Barracuda” to pimp Sarah Palin. When they asked his campaign publicly to stop using the song, he said noooooo we paid license fees. So now all the license fees paid for that song are going straight to Obama’s campaign fund. Yup Mr. Maverick, every time you play it you’re paying for another Obama TV ad.

Full Text:

Dear John McCain,

When we first learned your campaign was using our admittedly awesome 1977 classic “Barracuda” to introduce your terrifying joke of a running mate, we tried to be civil. As we wrote in our press release, “The Republican campaign did not ask for permission, nor would they have been granted that permission. We have asked the Republican campaign publicly not to use our music.”

Unfortunately, you continue to blast “Barracuda” in defiance of our wishes. God knows why we thought you’d listen to us, two strong, creative women. I guess we’re all just “trollop-faced cunts” to you. (Speaking of Cindy, who can blame her for hitting the pills? We’d need a demerol epidural to live through five minutes of her conjugal duties. You sloshing your saggy ass between her legs and chomping at her breasts with your little yellow teeth. We’d rather rim Meat Loaf. Seriously.)

Use work by your own party’s goddamn members, like Chuck Norris’s motivational tapes, or Mel Gibson’s audio book of “Mein Kampf”, or Bill Engvall’s Grammy-winning comedy CD “Can’t Keep My Wang Out o’ the Goat!” Just leave us the fuck out of it.

In the meantime, we’ll be donating 100 percent of the licensing fees from “Barracuda” to Barack Obama. Seriously.

Up yours,

Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart

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